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by alison lisnow



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Pieces of Advice I Picked Up on the Playground

1. To be safe, wear bike shorts under short dresses… especially if you plan on playing sports with boys (still do!).

2. To spell TOMORROW, think of a boy named Tom who rows (good to know!).

3. To save time, brush your teeth in the shower (more for the morning showerer, and I prefer nighttime showering specifically for time-related reasons).