Whatchya Doing?
Without a doubt, technology’s most entertaining side effect is the life-narration… or when cell phone talkers verbalize exactly what it is they are doing at that very moment thus providing their lives with otherwise unnecessary and overindulgent narration.
“I’m ordering a gelato right now”/”Right now, I am in J. Crew looking at a cardigan and debating whether or not it’s worth the money”/”I am sitting on a park bench in the lower east side eating falafel and watching this pigeon fight that’s going on in front of me right now”
If you don’t understand my amusement, try repeating these lines somewhere in public sans cell.
